corpsequeen: (thinking)
Velia ([personal profile] corpsequeen) wrote in [personal profile] purpleandgray 2018-01-14 12:31 am (UTC)

[ You love it, shut up Merlin. ]

Ancient tits, pet, you make imbibaging-- [ Yes, she just made that word up. ] --sound so wrong.

I also don't remember. Paper is better. Digital gives me a headache, and people never shut up enough to let me concentrate. But I will tell you that whatever that line was about the natives is now an attractive neon green blob that makes the mission report a lot easier on the eyes.

[ There's a pause, and it's obvious she's drinking more by the sounds of liquid sloshing in a glass bottle. ]

Are their heads supposed to to deflate? Oh! You know what this reminds me of? There was a meme Katve found about blobfish. They're really fucking ugly. I'll have to get Liv to send it to you. But you should probably show them your dick, because--holy crap they have tentacles!

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