So much for trying to keep things mature. But how, exactly, is she expected to pass up on questions about dick sizes when he's flaunting some shapeshifting ability? Like, was he born with a tiny little thing? Does he change its size based on who he's going to fuck and their preferences?
How big does she want it... She's charmed in a way only Velia can be, talking about dicks. "I'd rather you know how to use it, darling."
Which is so very true. The absolute worst was fucking someone who didn't know how to use their sexy bits. Virgins were cute, but her patience for them was short-fused and she tended to lose interest. Which means... hurt feelings. Wah wah'ing. So ridiculous.
"They'll line up here for you. I might almost be jealous at the thought. I like you enough that I don't want to share."
"That, unfortunately, you'll have to find out in action," Merlin said, mockingly apologetically.
The mere idea of people lining up to have sex with him was a little absurd, though. He had a healthy appetite, for sure, but that was a little too much.
"I see," he said carefully and gave her a curious look. "Is it common here to have that sort of reaction?"
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So much for trying to keep things mature. But how, exactly, is she expected to pass up on questions about dick sizes when he's flaunting some shapeshifting ability? Like, was he born with a tiny little thing? Does he change its size based on who he's going to fuck and their preferences?
"Do people think you're like some sexual god?"
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The second question made him snort out a laughter, however.
"I do hope not, it's definitely not the kind of fame I've tried to reach for."
Not that he had tried to reach for any kind of fame. It just happened to him, unfortunately.
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Which is so very true. The absolute worst was fucking someone who didn't know how to use their sexy bits. Virgins were cute, but her patience for them was short-fused and she tended to lose interest. Which means... hurt feelings. Wah wah'ing. So ridiculous.
"They'll line up here for you. I might almost be jealous at the thought. I like you enough that I don't want to share."
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The mere idea of people lining up to have sex with him was a little absurd, though. He had a healthy appetite, for sure, but that was a little too much.
"I see," he said carefully and gave her a curious look. "Is it common here to have that sort of reaction?"