purpleandgray | TFLN: overflow

can't be bothered to prove I'm human with every comment.

from here

Shh, don't ruin it. It's my first ever booty call.

Well, it's not complicated. Don't over think it.

I can't believe you just reassured me about a bootycall.

So, when are you ready to have me over?

It's okay to be nervous about your first one.

In an hour? How's that sound?

Thank you for being so understanding, Mr. Murphy.

Sure. I'll Trump you.

You're welcome, good sir.

That does not sound sexy at all.

No? Here I thought it might turn you on. But excuse me. I'm a little rusty with all this.

I take it that I shouldn't show up in tights, either?

Just show up. You won't be wearing whatever it is for long.

Seems like a waste to put anything on.

You don't want to get arrested on your way over do you? Clothes are a must.

I won't be walking over there. I'll trump. Remember those cards?

You'll just have to accept the contact. I'll cross distance through that.

Well then, come on over as naked as you want to be.

Challenge accepted.