I'm starting to get the feeling you're not being sincere.
I can promote you to 'upright roadkill' if you'd prefer; that'd be a shorter name in my contacts at any rate. And besides, I always thought you and my car made a much more solid connection
[The fact that he feels like he has to answer him with 'I am TOTALLY a dick, what're you talking about, I kick puppies and everything' really says a lot about how undemonic he's become.]
It's sort of what I'm meant to do; you could at least try and play along.
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I can promote you to 'upright roadkill' if you'd prefer; that'd be a shorter name in my contacts at any rate. And besides, I always thought you and my car made a much more solid connection
[The fact that he feels like he has to answer him with 'I am TOTALLY a dick, what're you talking about, I kick puppies and everything' really says a lot about how undemonic he's become.]
It's sort of what I'm meant to do; you could at least try and play along.